Weird Wally
...proudly presents his two Comedy albums...

FINALLY!! WEIRD Wally's first comedy album is available- a spoof of Star Trek. The order form's lower on this page. You can order the CD, or simply download the album from an address I'll provide you. I prefer the latter, as printing labels is a pain!

WAY back in 1998 Wally Fields recorded this Star Trek spoof, at a time when Voyager was on, during that innocent time when "Enterprise" (a.k.a., "The T'Pal Bitch Hour") was not yet a gleam in Berman's eye. Hear one man's view of the Trek phenomenon ... WEIRD Wally's.

He imitates all the famous Star Trek characters, sound effects, and music. Hear 9 or 10 simultaneous tracks of his voice imitating the various "bleeps" and "blops" of the bridge, as well as his tone-deaf recreations of the classic Star Trek incidental music.

Space Trak: the Last Generation comes in two versions- the version rated "W" for "WOOSIE" is family safe, and won't offend your delicate ears. HOWEVER, the version rated "NB" for "NAUGHTY BITS" contains references to Vulcanian genitalia, expandable gussets, and other matters which might corrupt impressionable minds.

HEAR .mp3 and .wav SAMPLES...
The following are only low res audio thumbnails--the album itelf has MUCH higher sound quality... Wally recorded the initial files on a DAT recorder at 16 b 44 STEREO.

• Hear an attack scene--and Mr. Zulu imitating Buttbrain, of "Beavith and Buttbrain" fame. Why the big file size for the .wav version? It's in STEREO! OOOOHH!
  .MP3 version (56k) |.WAV version (881k)

• Jirk Flexes his chest for Uhuru. Uhuru is not impressed!
  .MP3 version (68k)|.WAV version (325k)

• IMMY KLONGIN -"Im Jignatowsky", played by Chrostipher Lliyd, makes an appearance in my spoof.
  .MP3 version (56k) |.WAV version (442k)

• Montgomery Snott's impressed by the Starship Vger... a little TOO impressed!
  .MP3 version (36k) |.WAV version (208k)

• The Holographic doctor welcomes Jirk to the Starship Vger.
  .MP3 version (48k) |.WAV version (382k)

TO ORDER MY albums:

1. Determine amount to pay from table below
2. Send check or money order to:

   Wally's Weird Voices
   6286 Unit #L Joaquin Murieta Ave
   Newark, CA 94560

3. I'll gladly fill your order immediately upon clearance of check

Non-California Residents (US Dollars)
	1 Version	Both Versions
Cost of album	$10.99	$14.99
Shipping and handling	$2.00	$2.00
Total	$12.99	$16.99

California Residents Only (US Dollars)
	1 Version	Both Versions
Cost of album	$10.99	$14.99
Shipping and handling	$2.00	$2.00
8.25% CA Sales Tax	$0.91	$1.24
Total	$13.90	$18.23

MY BRAIN ON SOUND BITES
Me in 1995, after heavy doeses of Kai's Super Goo