

WEIRD Wally on TV-
FIRST, ads for the Tech
My HAL impression appeared on a TV ad for The Tech, advertising their 2001: Destination Space exhibit...
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WAV version(438k)
Different TV ad for The Tech - for their "Mysteries of Egypt" exhibit. Not my HAL voice: this time, it my impression of Rod Serling...
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...and the same as above, but with my "Generic Announcer" voice (You know, like in the movie previews- "In a world" etc)...
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More WEIRD Wally on TV - this time, KNTV 11, San Jose...

On June 13, 2001, I appeared on KNTV's "Today About the Bay" with Brent 'n' Laura. I
talked with Bob Redell, hyping my HAL and other impressions and mentioning my appearance at The Tech.


MP3 version, part ONE (65 k)
MP3 version, part TWO (65 k)
MP3 version, part THREE (65 k)
WAV version, part ONE (65 k)
WAV version, part TWO(65 k)
WAV version, part THREE(65 k)|

.MP3 part one (162 k)
.MP3 part two (47 k)
.MP3 part three (148 k)
.MP3 part four (177 k)
.WAV part one (645 k)
.WAV part two (184 k)
.WAV part three (589 k)
.WAV part four (707 k)

Finally, in a fit of disgust, Bob disconnects the HAL. Bye!

Doctor Zachary Smith vs. HAL 9000!
My most preposterous HAL audio file
I think of Lost in Space as "Hamburgers" to 2001's "Caviar". Put another way, the Sublime vs. the Ridiculous. Listen on...

Smith vs. HAL!
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2001 meets PLANET OF THE APES
No HAL this time... but with all the hype about Planet of the Apes, here's a scene from
"Planet of the Monolith" - Charlton Heston and the Apes talk about a Monolith they found recently- but in true Kubrick fashion, includes references to Nietzsche.
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HAL on the telephone
Here's a great HAL for your answering machine
hal_msg.mp3(43k)

See and Hear HAL...
This great Flash Animation by Mike Jackson is a simulation of the HAL interface -complete with visuals- from 2001 (shown at the Tech)
HAL flash page

HAL on Radio KFJC
Nestled in the foothills of Los Altos, California, is the Foothill College's own Radio KFJC. Robert Emmett, on this "Thoughtline" show on KFJC, introduced me as HAL...
kfjc_hal2.mp3 (28k)
On that same radio show, I even had the honor of talking with 2001's own GARY LOCKWOOD over the phone- in the voices of HAL, Sir Arthur Clarke, and John Lennon! Observe...
hal_gary.mp3 (95k)
kfjchalturkey.mp3 (19k)
kfjc_hal.mp3 (57k)
kfjc_lennon.mp3(46k)

A HAL blurb for PEERS
hal_peers.mp3(17k)

SICK to DEATH of my HAL?
I do a whole lot of other impressions. You can hear my many different voices by visiting my ARCHIVES page.
